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8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships

lifejoy21:

Read these and let us know what you think! 

8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships 

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Oh this is a thing I could have used before shit went sour.
Let’s have a look.
okay…

1. There was plenty of that, too much at time for Me in fact.
2. OH Novel Idea! I did that, I wanted to more often, but I did it none the less. I got something from the Ex Once.
3.Fancy THIS One! I used to, but it was not something I ever had.
4.Did this once. Still not sure about it, if it was positive or negative. Sucks when you’re the only one putting an effort into making these things happen.
5. Believe me. I FUCKING TRIED. I love and value my independence. The idea is I WILL COME BACK. But that’s lost on some people.
6.That one went out the window fast, on both sides. I am just as guilty. And I have a hard time forgiving. So this one is a 50/50.
7. Did do some of this, but after a while when it seems your suggestions are met negatively…you just stop asking. Or they seem always busy with their Games/whatever and ask you to wait until [Insert time here] Occasionally, Sure, most of the time? Not okay.
8. I enjoyed doing this, until reality started pointing out ‘YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE REALLY WORKING TOWARDS THE GOALS.’ Then it became uncomfortable, and I didn’t want to hear about it. What makes it worse is that despite my asking for it to be put to a stop, they still continued.

These are great tips, in all actuality! But if you read my responses and they sound like things you feel/agree with then chances are you’re in a toxic, possibly abusive relationship. Get out. Please.

mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

 

I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect.
(via foreverrwanderlust)
Plot twist, the girl on the end wanted to be in the middle because she has a scat fetish and Acrotomophilia. (fetish for amputation. I don’t know what it would be called otherwise??) 

Plot twist, the girl on the end wanted to be in the middle because she has a scat fetish and Acrotomophilia. (fetish for amputation. I don’t know what it would be called otherwise??) 

iamladyloin:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I do this a lot

This be how a Tris and Company do (even after establishing relationships)

iamladyloin:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I do this a lot

This be how a Tris and Company do (even after establishing relationships)

bestworstideaever:

neko-dark-fate:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

THOSE FRECKLES CAN NOT BE REAL!!! IF THEY’RE REAL THEN I’M DEAD!!!!!

ARE YOU TINKER BELL?????

Ohjesuschrsit
Wh-what was the sudden expression change for?

bestworstideaever:

neko-dark-fate:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

THOSE FRECKLES CAN NOT BE REAL!!! IF THEY’RE REAL THEN I’M DEAD!!!!!

ARE YOU TINKER BELL?????

Ohjesuschrsit

Wh-what was the sudden expression change for?

Serious Questions, please respond.

There has been a problem recently which I am looking to resolve. So I appreciate answers you might give, and spreading this so I get a diverse set. If for some reason you do not wish to answer publicly you can send the answers to my Inbox. If you have a question for me, do not hesitate to ask.
Again I would much appreciate if you could take the time to answer.

1. What is “normal” in a friendship. I.E. Is hugging normal, is a kiss on the cheek normal, is play flirting/lewd things occasionally, normal?1b. When does a friendship breech into more then just friendship?

2. Do you feel the standard is different from Male to Female?
2b. How would you sort these friendships in the matter of “acceptable” behavior in Public? Male-male, Male-female, female-female (For example say if two female friends held hands in public as opposed to two males)

3. What is considered normal to you in a friendship, and is there a particular reason WHY you view it this way? (Such as Abuse, Mental Disorder, Anxiety, ect.) *If you are uncomfortable answering this completely please put [Very Personal Reasons] If you are uncomfortable stating it publicly, you may send me the answer.

4. Lastly, Your Sex, Gender, and Age please.
-Again if you do not wish to answer, I would prefer you put N/A. This question helps me with scope.

Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
This is my favorite fact about Vikings and I don’t even care if it’s TRUE (via bunnyhug)

helioscentrifuge:

intersectionalfeminism:

sailinginthetea:

there-was-a-girl:

manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

This movie is super underrated.

Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?

I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.

hEY FUCK YOU OKAY
MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR
HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT
HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS
HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY

DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE

Watching Peter Pan because I’m home from work early because of Illness. I wanted to watch it because Peter makes me think of one councilor at camp I just want to smother with hugs because she’s just about the happiest, friendliest, most adorable woman who looks more adrogenous then anything else.
She sings fantastically. It pisses me off so much.

You wanna find out some personal shit?
1. Any scars?
2. Self harmed?
3. Crush?
4. Kissed anyone?
5. Coke or Pepsi?
6. Someone you hate?
7. Best Friends?
8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
9. What's your dream job?
10. Ever been in love?
11. Last time you cried?
12. Favorite color?
13. Height?
14. Birthday?
15. Eye color?
16. Hair color?
17. What do you love?
18. Obsession?
19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
20. Do you love someone?
21. Kiss or hug?
22. Nicknames people call you?
23. Favorite song?
24. Favorite band?
25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
27. Something you would change about yourself?
28. Ever dated someone?
29. Worst mistake?
30. Watch the movie or read the book?
31. Ever had a heartbreak?
32. Favorite show?
33. Best day of your life?
34. Any talents?
35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
36. Any bad habits?
37. Ever had a near death experience?
38. Someone I can tell anything to?
39. Ever lost a loved one?
40. Do you believe in love?
41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
42. Are you okay?
43. Relationship status?

lay1306:

haptickeylogger:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people

This is the place where I belong

Oh my FUCKING GODS I CACKLED LIKE A HYENA AT THE BLOOD THING.

I’M DYING, WEEZING AND DYING BECAUSE SICKNEESS HALP

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

"no debts" "a sense of self worth" "A trust-able loving partner" "AC for the cars" "toys for the cats, they lost all of theirs."

Easter kinda sucks too.

What did the easter bunny bring you?
"more dental appointments."